Necessity of a Blog Title

This article is dedicated to my dearly beloved friend na itatago nalang natin sa pangalang Dyosa ng Diliman - as she claims herself to be. [Wag kang mag-alala, di naman nila alam tong blog ko]

It is a factor that a guy is cute… (oh it so is.. hehe, LOL!!..) BUT.. if his friends are yah know, like mga coñong cannot ispik proper inglis (worse is if they come form the land of shevere where people shpeak shiveerish kashi may brashes shila)… what does that tell about him . To add to that is their "very substantive" comments and compliments. As cliche as it is, birds of the same skin… swim (korny ko! hehe), seriously, birds of the same feather flock together… (kaya pala friends tayo! hihihihi)

Yeah he’s uber cute ang all that — according to you (greek god ba?) — but would you really settle for that. Knowing you, there should be substance! As i’ve said, how would it be when you two are alone and get a chance to talk… ala slambook… "so what is your favorite color? who is your favorite singer? what is love?" Can you really take that?

Well, you could always kiss when you have nothing to talk about — and you’d like that. Nyahahahahahahaha! — BUT no! have you checked his teeth? have you smelled his breath? maybe he has halitosis! You wouldn’t know…

So what do we do with a cute guy who’s hallow and shallow (it rhymes!) and has halitosis(nagconclude na??)? We forget them!

Given this, he is still UBER CUTE – once again, according to you — so how do we forget overly cute guys with no sense and has halitosis? beats me! Ask me about forgetting and I’ll tell you about my the-one-who-got-away. (I think I’ll have to have an alzimers or amnesia to forget.)  Going back to your love life… It’s just physical attraction and no interaction (once again, it rhymes!)

Ok. So there. Enough of your making me your personal love doctor.  Damn that hypothalamus!

What the heck is the relative proportion of this god damned dsl to the amount of rainfaill!? Gimme a break, I’m trying to make my life long dream of finally letting this blog materialize.

Why so slow! Why oh why!

Let us historisize:

Nung inuluwal palang ako dito sa mundong ibabaw, gusto ko ng magblog. Ito ang pangarap ko, ito ang aking mithiin. Ibinaon ko ito sa aking subconcious sa kadahilanang noong sanggol palang ako ay wala pang konsepto ng blogging thus making me a deviant for thinking of such (ano ba yan, lecheng taglish!). Naisip ko na ang mga ganoong bagay noong bata palang ako dahil ako’y isang superchild. Kakaiba ang kapasidad ng aking utak. (LOL!) Sa isang komunidad kung saan ang mga tao ay normal, ang ganitong kagalingan ng pag-iisip (WTF! Iba na to! hehe) ay itinuturing na eccentrism o minsan pa’y schizofrenia. (Oh c’mon, muka ba ‘kong eccentric!? Would you qualify me as a schizo!?)

Sa kasalukuyan, kung kelan umusad na ang teknolohiya, naglalabasan na ang iba’t ibang blogs — blogspot, blogdrive, blogsome. Tumutulo ang aking laway (Gross! Kadirs! hehe) sa ideya pa lamang ng pagbablog (My Mommy! Ano ba ‘to?). Lahat nalang may blog! Sana ako rin. Gusto kong bigyan ng kahulugan ang aking buhay at ITO LANG ANG NATATANGING PARAAN. Ito ang aking so called purpose in life. Ito ang magkukumpleto sa aking pagkatao. 

KaYa lAnG…

kAyA LaNg…

KAya LanG…

(Nahihirapan na akong managalog dito… code switch muna…)

….I have no time… (So this is where the serious part goes)

I’m academically flunking.

I always have no time for my acads, how much more for blogging!? I always try to talk to somebody about this, but i guess it’s just not enough. Talking is not enough. I need to do something…

[pauses]

 ….I can’t go on writing this… some things are just not meant to be put in blogs for the whole world to see.

p.s. why did i start blogging despite problems of having no time? That’s just it. [di mo gets? then you don’t belong in this blog.]